Dear Sir or Madam, can you read my book?
It took me years to write. Will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear…
And I need a job, so I wanna be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer!
It's a dirty story of a dirty man,
and his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail…
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a pap…